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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

 

only if it’s a day that ends with “y”

When I gain new followers

amusingmurff:

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this is my life in so many ways

(Source: 5fifth)

Why doesn’t the Gaza Strip have bomb shelters?

oksoitsmeagain:

no that’s so accurate it scares me

oksoitsmeagain:

no that’s so accurate it scares me

(Source: smilingtroye)

rimjobular:

this picture tells my whole life story

i forgot about this scene from spring breakers

rimjobular:

this picture tells my whole life story

i forgot about this scene from spring breakers

sheercalculatedsilliness:

I wish I were surprised that cnn has devoted like 57 minutes of the last hour to the malaysian air flight and like two minutes to gaza

Both are important, but you have to admit that only one is news

Story 1: Pro-Russian militants blast a goddamn civilian aircraft out of the sky for no good reason, killing all aboard, and from the same airliner that had a flight basically vanish into thin air earlier this year.

Story 2: Muslims and Jews still hate each other.

Yeah, both stories are important (and depressing) but if you ran a news channel that depends on focusing on things that are “new,” since it’s there in the name, as opposed to “older than dirt,” which story would YOU lead with?

Two rules for the Cross Bronx Expressway: 1) Traffic moves along, unless there is a wreck. 2) THERE IS ALWAYS A WRECK.

Two rules for the Cross Bronx Expressway: 1) Traffic moves along, unless there is a wreck. 2) THERE IS ALWAYS A WRECK.

was he the door greeter

was he the door greeter

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

cmon tumblr, let’s see aurora throwing some anon shade at her at least

make this happen

this guy should be a cards against humanity white card

this guy should be a cards against humanity white card

feminishblog:

This happened and I can’t stop laughing.

feminishblog:

This happened and I can’t stop laughing.

stuck-zippers:

…..sigh

"haha"

stuck-zippers:

…..sigh

"haha"

(Source: forever90s)

after working 60 hours nonstop, I am literally seeing in 11 dimensions