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Actually, no… I think you fit right in at Wal-Mart.

Actually, no… I think you fit right in at Wal-Mart.

captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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whoever makes these gifs should maybe seek help

(Source: psiinoiic)

leaving my last final exam like

leaving my last final exam like

iwantmybuttback:

Sorry Nic but we’re getting ahead of your ‘pick up lines’

Heh… reblogging this one because I actually feel bad about this particular guy and, unlike most of the ones who show up on here, wasn’t a space alien and made a very human response when his sad pickup line was shot down.
Being male and straight gives one all kinds of advantages in society: people don’t creep on you, you are considered the “default,” the vast majority of movies and TV shows are tailored for your benefit. But one drawback is the fact that you are the one who has to initiate any romantic relationship, and let me tell you, that’s a big one. Imagine going through life ignored and/or actively avoided by men, and having to try to devise ways to overcome this natural resistance to even get a guy to look at you twice, let alone date you… yes, as a guy, it is nice not be creeped on, but at the same time it is so. freaking. HARD. to try and approach. So I have some sympathy for honest, non-malicious fails like the above. (He probably found it on some stupid PUA website and decided to give it a shot.) Obviously this is a relatively minor penalty to being cis/het male compared to the advantages, but one that still sucks.

iwantmybuttback:

Sorry Nic but we’re getting ahead of your ‘pick up lines’

Heh… reblogging this one because I actually feel bad about this particular guy and, unlike most of the ones who show up on here, wasn’t a space alien and made a very human response when his sad pickup line was shot down.

Being male and straight gives one all kinds of advantages in society: people don’t creep on you, you are considered the “default,” the vast majority of movies and TV shows are tailored for your benefit. But one drawback is the fact that you are the one who has to initiate any romantic relationship, and let me tell you, that’s a big one. Imagine going through life ignored and/or actively avoided by men, and having to try to devise ways to overcome this natural resistance to even get a guy to look at you twice, let alone date you… yes, as a guy, it is nice not be creeped on, but at the same time it is so. freaking. HARD. to try and approach. So I have some sympathy for honest, non-malicious fails like the above. (He probably found it on some stupid PUA website and decided to give it a shot.) Obviously this is a relatively minor penalty to being cis/het male compared to the advantages, but one that still sucks.

Looking through the latest pics from SDCC, and still have no idea what to go as to NYCC in October. I’m a 6’4” guy, but not wanting to do an obvious Hulk or Colossus, hence limiting my options… I’ve been thinking about either Axe Cop, or else the War Mage from Orcs Must Die. But, chances are I’ll just give up, go as nothing, and spend the time taking pictures of the real cosplayers.

REBLOG if your icon is actually you.

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amusingmurff:

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this is my life in so many ways

(Source: 5fifth)

rimjobular:

this picture tells my whole life story

i forgot about this scene from spring breakers

rimjobular:

this picture tells my whole life story

i forgot about this scene from spring breakers

sheercalculatedsilliness:

I wish I were surprised that cnn has devoted like 57 minutes of the last hour to the malaysian air flight and like two minutes to gaza

Both are important, but you have to admit that only one is news

Story 1: Pro-Russian militants blast a goddamn civilian aircraft out of the sky for no good reason, killing all aboard, and from the same airliner that had a flight basically vanish into thin air earlier this year.

Story 2: Muslims and Jews still hate each other.

Yeah, both stories are important (and depressing) but if you ran a news channel that depends on focusing on things that are “new,” since it’s there in the name, as opposed to “older than dirt,” which story would YOU lead with?

Two rules for the Cross Bronx Expressway: 1) Traffic moves along, unless there is a wreck. 2) THERE IS ALWAYS A WRECK.

Two rules for the Cross Bronx Expressway: 1) Traffic moves along, unless there is a wreck. 2) THERE IS ALWAYS A WRECK.

was he the door greeter

was he the door greeter

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

cmon tumblr, let’s see aurora throwing some anon shade at her at least

make this happen

this guy should be a cards against humanity white card

this guy should be a cards against humanity white card

feminishblog:

This happened and I can’t stop laughing.

feminishblog:

This happened and I can’t stop laughing.